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naughtynerdy: Fuck yeah sexy Elvish Druids. My life is weird :p For more (and more hardcore) sexy druid buisness pics, check out this weeks update >here<Reblog for more previews!!

So I couldn’t sleep Sunday and I was coked out of my mind (diet coke!) and at 6am the old Transformers was on so I watched it. Holy fuck it was weird. Grimlock became smart and all sorts of pipe dream shit happened. And like at the end of the episode

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

relapsin-g: MENTAL HEALTH IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS PHYSICAL HEALTH

thenimbus: princessveroni: schnephanie: gotitforcheap: yall remember this internet classic Fuck art students we must never ever ever ever forget this video ART I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING MORE WEIRD IN MY LIFE. WHAT EVEN HAPPENED?

…. sigh. Honestly… how does America even exist. Ive asked this so many times in my life…

rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the

d3ssins:my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude i don’t care (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

karkatscarcass: lydiallama: thepirateking: descepter: Ever wonder what happens if you cry in space? oh my GOD WHAT REAL LIFE GHIBLI TEARS THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD AND GROSS HOW ABOUT NO

soras-majestic-butt: do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

dongvevo: dongvevo: superstarsaga: weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violation the fuck? what’s updog? you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this

dongvevo:dongvevo:superstarsaga:weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violationthe fuck? what’s updog?you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this all played

I’m so over finals. But I blame myself for being a bad student. Lolol i finally figured out this week how to properly study for anatomy lolol. Been doing it wrong this whole time. Being out of school and working hella (weird) hours fucked my getting

dongvevo:dongvevo:superstarsaga:weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violationthe fuck? what’s updog?you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this all played

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

My night terror consisted of this weird Yeti man standing over my bed with a knife and the entire dream was like looking through night vision goggles, like how they film in horror movies. Nick didn’t believe me in my dream and I guess only i could see

zerachin: bonhwa: jumpingjacktrash: mr-fucking-ribbit: There are weird animes But then there is Daily Lives of highshool boys i need to watch this immediately I need this in my life blogging again because how the hell did i

agender-queer: littlelyonman: harrysthefather: I’ve never laughed harder in my life this is weirdly kinda cute/hot to me. i’m so turned on right now i love men let me be you ^^^ the fuck is wrong with ya’ll. I’ve never been so

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

thevioletsunflower: i-am-dovahkiin: deer are so fucking dumb i want 47 of them Man, realtors are weird! The loves of my life

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

that weird moment where you dream about both your boyfriend and your ex boyfriend in the same dream? yeah, that wasn’t on my bucket list. i was still with the dove and annoyed at C fir popping up in my life when i don'rt want him in it. and we were

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

dongvevo:dongvevo:superstarsaga:weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violationthe fuck? what’s updog?you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this all played

dongvevo: dongvevo: superstarsaga: weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violation the fuck? what’s updog? you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this

dongvevo:dongvevo:superstarsaga:weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violationthe fuck? what’s updog?you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this all played

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

zerachin: bonhwa: jumpingjacktrash: mr-fucking-ribbit: There are weird animes But then there is Daily Lives of highshool boys i need to watch this immediately I need this in my life blogging again because how the hell did i

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

sempaidoesntnoticeme: d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you the weird part is that you can arrange them in any order and it will still sound 100% accurate

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

spidermans-pet-llama: d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you Random logical answers to school questions

life events kept me up all night.

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

marissamalfoy7: mydemisee: ”It’s weird I’ll be doing this the rest of my life - Jolie Lucker” THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING SAD OMG Hold on while I cry

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

dongvevo:dongvevo:superstarsaga:weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violationthe fuck? what’s updog?you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this all played

am i mean for putting those stupid like my status things on fb as my status then deleting them when weird strangers start to like them? LOL.

foulmilk: U thought I was weird in high school & now U wanna fuck me LOL

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

dongvevo: dongvevo: superstarsaga: weird how tumblr is cracking down on copyright violations when their whole website is an updog violation the fuck? what’s updog? you know, after some consideration of whats happening in my life rn and how this

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

friendly reminder that I am a real life human

omg so I had two awful dreams one was that my soccer coach benched me for the entire first half of our game tomorrow AND I wasn’t even dressed for the game. when I went to a port-a-potty to change into my soccer clothes, there was literally NO

Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all the druggies I went to hs with. This is a small fucking world. And he probably told them all about me omg this is too weird.

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

d3ssins: my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of omg dude (weird noises) what the hell i’m going to kill you fuck you

honey-pot: twinkerchief: I’ve never seen a post so relatable to my life before. Of course the only post of mine to break 10k is a fucking chart… tumblr you are weird. Haha well it’s true, I want to look like Phil Heath or any of the major

brit2312: Becoming a SlaveToday is my first official day as David’s slave. It feels weird even to write that. Like, “What the fuck is wrong with you?!” I sort of wonder how the fuck I got into this situation and what the fuck life is trying to

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